Very Disturbed Nerd — gavinreed: Potions

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Very Disturbed Nerd

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If you ever feel sad just remember that Snape had to teach Luna potions too

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Snape: What…are you doing, Miss Lovegood?

Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy.

Snape: You…what?

Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair.

Snape: …..

Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackspurts, you know.

Snape: *awkward slides away*

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suddenly, hogwarts AU and everyone is babies??! idk it’s out of my system now don’t tell me to draw anyone else or argue with me about house choices it’s done i’m going to bed now!!!!

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When you’re out of health potions but still got over sixty Mabari Crunch!

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suddenly, hogwarts AU and everyone is babies??! idk it’s out of my system now don’t tell me to draw anyone else or argue with me about house choices it’s done i’m going to bed now!!!!

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Because the Kirkwall misfits can’t always have been fighting:

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Merrill gathering herbs for Anders’ Clinic now and again because she knows the wilds in this area better than any of the others and while she’s never had much of a talent for healing she can help in this small way.

Anders making Fenris poultices and potions to ease the pain of his markings on bad days and shut up, he’d do this for any patient, and it’s not really magic so just take it.

Fenris backing up Isabela in her search for the Relic, and then, later, throwing off any of Castillon’s men who cross his path - however he has to.

Varric, in addition to what he canonically does, maybe pulling what strings he can to see that guards don’t get caught in the crossfire of the nastier Carta stuff.

Sebastian and Anders, the designated teetotalers, striking a reluctant truce to make sure the others get home safely after a night of drinking

Isabela eavesdropping on guard and templar alike, passing warnings to Merrill and Anders when the templars seem particularly alert and persuading tax collectors away from Fenris’s Mansion, one way or another.

Aveline - not breaking the oaths of her office, she swore to uphold those one way or another, but making sure the guards know the faces of the rest, and that Anders and Merrill shouldn’t be reported to the templars and that Hawke is usually trying to help honest, and there’s no sense evicting Fenris without a complaint by the Estate’s owner, and Varric’s friends with everyone, don’t take this as evidence of anything worse and Isabela - she swore to no more duels, just give her a night in the drunk tank, okay?

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My take on #Slytherin’s Common Room 🐍✨

“Our common room lies behind a concealed entrance down in the dungeons. As you’ll see, it’s windows look into the dephts of the Hogwarts lake. We often see the giant squid swooshing by - and sometimes more interesting creatures.”

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